Welcome in for another edition of Monday Screencaps, but this is a special one because for millions of American kids, it’s back to school week where order will officially be restored on streets from coast-to-coast as e-bikes go away from 8-3:30.
I want to get today started with a topic that this column OWNED last week –– dorm decorating. Once again, this column, and Screencaps readers were one step ahead of the news cycle. On Saturday, a viral video surfaced of an interior designer showing a college girl the room she’ll be living in this year.
Last week, I asked if people are really paying to have dorms rooms designed and decorated. It turns out, it’s a big business in SEC country where this one was designed for an Alabama student.
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Contrary to what many are saying, that’s not a baby nursery, that’s a piece of content created so the college student can post it on social media to compete against her friends. It’s disgusting and, as normal, I blame insane suburban moms who have ruined things like travel ball and the first names of millions of boys who will have to go through their lives with names like Kolton, Kommander, Zade & Britton.
Meanwhile, the fathers just go along with this stupidity so they can go to SEC football games in peace and get loaded with their buddies.
Interior designers for dorm rooms…we’ve lost our damn minds.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP RECEIVES BIG CHEERS FROM SPECTATORS DURING LIV GOLF EVENT AT HIS NEW JERSEY CLUB
Meanwhile, Paige Spiranac makes it clear a cool dorm room with a padded headboard was never what she was looking for in a man
Guys, it’s simple: Raise your boys to hit the long ball, complete 24-of-27 passes for 285 and 2 TDs, throw 95 mph, lift 300 pounds, back a Dodge Ram into a parking spot, know how to read a room, have a significant nest egg by 26 and carry 295 with a driver.
At my age, I’m playing lesbian golf most of the time, but I get what Paige is saying here and it should resonate with Real America. Women don’t actually want to see low-T lesbian golf energy. They want to go out for a golf cart ride and see a 29-year-old guy pull driver and clear a creek sitting 285 yards out.
It’s up to us to train our boys to not play lesbian golf until their late 40s when they mature into just keeping it in play.
I swear I might be a prophet: Wendy’s slide continues
The biggest news here is that it’s Burger King sliding into the No. 2 slot as the biggest burger chain in the U.S. Remember, the minute I noticed all the meth heads working at our local Wendy’s stores, I called it out immediately. The company was in huge trouble. If people encounter a meth addict giving them a bag of food, how are they supposed to feel about that chain?
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Meanwhile, Chick-fil-A has wholesome kids straight out of a church service choir serving up chicken nuggets with love.
– Rick in Georgia writes: Joe….you have been all over this Wendy’s thing for a few years. I read an article this week about their new CEO and his turnaround strategy but all I could think about were your comments about food quality, outdated stores and bad service. Not sure his new plan is going to cut it. Any thoughts on whether this new guy has a crack at this?
BTW….the very last paragraphs of the article could have been written by you a couple of years ago:
“Finally, analysts have observed that outdated restaurants in poor condition have hurt Wendy’s sales, and that the company needs to ensure sufficient staffing and cleanliness.
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Kalinowski described the last Wendy’s he went to, in Maryland, as dirty and said there was only one other customer in the restaurant, who may have only been there to use the bathroom. Outside, he said, trash had not been picked up.
“The whole vibe of the restaurant was: ‘Don’t come in here,’” he said.”
Link to the article is here if you want to scan it for any glimmers of hope for Wendy’s: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/general/here-s-why-wendy-s-is-losing-the-burger-wars/ar-AA29EAx9
The Pro Football Hall of Fame village that was promised hasn’t exactly delivered
Mike T. in Idaho sent over this link from the NY Times. I get that the project has stalled out, but what I found interesting here is that the Times’ reporter based much of this report on some guy investing $5,000 into the project only to lose “almost all that money.”
Sheesh, pray for the guy who nearly lost $5,000 on a nine-figure commercial property investment deal.
Speaking of the HOF, let’s check in with Chris Berman. It’s time for suspenders.
Random emails:
– Brandon in NW Houston emails: No worries about us moving on to Fall anytime soon here in Houston. It’s 6, hell maybe 8, more weeks of lows in the mid-70s and highs in the mid-to-upper 90s, along with ball-drenching humidity around here. However, I’m sure there’s already Halloween decorations up at the local whatever store…
– Rob M. in Florida checks in: Good morning all. After a quiet weekend staying away from social media ( I deleted my Facebook app years ago ) I have a few thoughts on the latest drama coming out of the WNBA. I think I can help the league out and really get the ball rolling for the ladies over there. Two scenarios crossed my mind, hear me out.
- Have the NBA divest from the league and sell it to Vince McMahon and the WWE for $1 ( that’s about all the league is worth once they finally murder CC and Sophie ). Look, if the ladies are going to turn it into a circus every time the Fever play, let’s just go ahead and embrace the clowns. Can you imagine if we really let these women go? Hell, we’re already there, after watching that one chick almost decapitate Sophie, how far off are we from a fully blown no holds barred survival match in the ring? Can you imagine the spectacle of tag team matches with CC and Sophie going against a team of Angry Lesbians? Tell me you wouldn’t watch that.
- Roller Ball- Remember the original movie with James Caan? We put the girls on skates and turn it into full contact sport. Pink motorcycles pulling people around, different colored leather outfits, do it up right. You can see this playing out, the Lesbian Overlords get angrier as the year goes on ( If this is even possible that they could get angrier than they already are) because CC and Sophie are getting more popular. We see the Powers of the WNBA slowly change the rules allowing more violence towards the two stars, every game tests the two’s ability to survive until finally they just remove the referees all together for the final game. You know what? We may already be there, we’re just minus the motorcycles and leather.
There you go, two viable scenarios to make this joke of a league watchable. One thing is for sure, in it’s current form or the two scenarios above, one star never makes it through the final game, and 1 star is left to climbing over bodies to jam the ball in the goal while staring down the Overlords……
– Kirk B. in Duluth, MN remembers a great offensive basketball coach: Don Nelson NBA Coach NBA Champion Hall of Fame Winning Coach
Boston Celtics
Milwaukee Bucks
Golden State Warriors
New York Knicks
Another NBA great & legend has left gave the fans many years of great basketball and players along the way along with titles & championships
R.I.P. Don Nelson you will be missed & had a great influence on the game of basketball
– Lars in Iowa tells us:
ZERO BS. JUST DAKICH. TAKE THE DON’T @ ME PODCAST ON THE ROAD. DOWNLOAD NOW!
– Carl is mad at Cris Collinsworth: I defy the “guys in the truck” to refute the fact that Chris, “I hate and detest and refute anything that relates to extolling the virtues of a Pittsburgh talent” Collinsworth-less made the comment on national TV after Larry Fitzgerald was drafted out of the University of Pittsbugh, that he “MIGHT BE A TALENT BUT WILL NEVER MAKE IT MORE THAN 3 TO 4 YEARS IN THE NFL BECAUSE HE HAS SKINNEY LEGS AND HE WON’T MAKE IT”… Imagine that the man is a legend unlike the non-talent announcer who by the way was kissing LARRY FITZGERALDS ASS ALL FRIGGIN’ NIGHT ON THE HALL OF FAME GAME AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED.. Go figure…. I’ll bet dime to a dollar Collinsworth-less is a Democrat as it fits his constant narrative….just sayin’.
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Kinsey: Guys, if we’re going to be ripping Collinsworth, we have to drop the ‘h’ in his first name. It’s CRIS!
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